Jokes:Which Part Of The Body Arrives In The Heaven First

During the catechism, the priest asks his students: – According to you, which part of the body arrives in heaven the first? A little girl raises his hand and says: – Hands! – Really? Can you please explain us why? – Well, when we pray, we join both hands towards the sky. – Thats good. Another idea Toto? – Feet Mr priest. – Explain us why Toto? – Well, last night, I was sick and I went in my parents’ bedroom. They were not sleeping but doing something stranger to me, my mother’s feet were in the air and she crying and i could hear her saying: “Oh my God! I come! I come I come ooh aah! “And luckily my dad was sleeping on top of her, otherwise we could have lost her! - 

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